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5 Reasons Not To Get Married
1. It’s Not Normal People are animals, and animals are designed to avoid being killed off, mostly by ensuring the survival of their genetic material. So aside from penguins, we do this by having romantic relations with different people, and not the same person all the time. It is hard-wired into us. Marriage is not … Read more
Leave This Off Your Fu*kin Charts
It’s about that time of year where major record labels decide to release utter bollox in the name of everything but music. Personally I couldn’t give a toss what is at the top of the music sales chart. As a general rule: the more popular something is = the less good it is (with special … Read more
Nightmare Before Christmas
I just got back from my first taste of Christmas shopping in Bath. Good lord! See, I love Christmas! Why? Christmas Presents!!! When I was a kid there was nothing better than circling the coolest toys in the Argos catalogue and hoping the ol’ jolly home invader deemed you worthy. I was just like the … Read more
Anti-Ageing
It often startles folk when they learn that I am not in my teens, but am in fact in my mid-twenties. So I get asked all the time, what is my secret to looking so fresh. So right here and now, I’m gonna share with you my top anti-ageing tips. 1. Lifestyle … Read more
Amsterdam
Amsterdam is a city which up until now I’d only ever experienced 2nd hand through stories of teenage college trips. Having grown out of drugs back in the day, the place never really appealed to me as an adult. But an opportunity came up, so I’m like what the hell. After a flight … Read more
Into The Darkness
In a couple of days it will be Halloween and we will all have to turn off the lights & TV so trick or treaters don’t think we’re in. Halloween is a time where folk like to get scared. The most afraid I have ever been was during Halloween watching Poltergeist, or Ghostwatch. Since then … Read more
Chilli Wizzlé
So as explained in this instructional video, having uncovered a sworded Old El Passo based affair between my homeboy’s girl and some dastardly gentleman, that old boy A-Wizzle steps in to save the day by sharing what is arguably the best chilli recipe in the world, namely Chilli Wizzlé! Ingredients 500g of high … Read more
Hudson Mohawke @ XOYO, London 19/10/11
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